As I ponder through the memories of my childhood, I recall a blissful time of gratitude to my mother, the same woman who took the liberty to humiliate me on every occasion (“when you’ll be my age…”). The thing I despised the most was my name, it was difficult, you see, in this harsh land to maintain the basic concepts of studying, playing and the likes when there’s always an eager brat who’ll call you names (let alone date anyone or concentrate), now you know the old saying “children are the cruelest…” I think the leatherhead that came up with it never tried playing a character named anus with PCs such as ourselves…

What’s the point? Hadi, you do it to yourself…

And as I said on Thursday, if there is a god in heaven, make sure Hadi won’t have any kids of his own to abuse, lord knows he’s getting dumber every day since he started his modeling career…

Nir, friendly neighborhood cog, your name is here since I decided (with Slicky’s constant nagging) to dedicate a segment to each and every one of you in which I’ll criticize the way you live and think…

Well, the only thing I can say about you is your growing lack of self-control, gees, you sounded like Tomer on Thursday, what on earth did you eat?

Oh and, well, good call on that theory of yours the “rotate your miniature to draw on it…”

Tomer, Tomer, Tomer… Sadly, I am allowed to use 50MB or so, let’s be practical, you never read this and even if you did, it wouldn’t help – so, keep up the good work!

Yoav, I think we’re making history here, since I think the praises you’re about to receive almost negate the poisonous words I keep for you on each and every update…

Where do you want to start?

The good news?

Ok, the miniatures are splendid and brilliant, life took a strange spin now that you have the time, the drawing’s cool too BUT (and these are the bad news) I think that this Thursday was the first time AD&D got a unique surround Dolby effect, everything was repeated on both sides of me…

Lets make this official, you are NO longer, I repeat, NO longer the DM, you don’t get to describe things he already did, and I swear to god, if you think Tomer was rough on your lute (or whatever it is), I told you, I’ll pull a Jimmy Hendrix on it and set it on fire!

Now, tell me, don’t you find it strange that you manifest your everyday relationship with the AD&D one? It’s sort of a lame escape isn’t it? And you brought a jachnoon to the game too – you’re really trying hard to scar that inner child, don’t you?

By the way, you can stop with the capo roll, as I said the last time, I have a right to be happy, and if I want to dose off for 10 minutes it’s legitimate (yes, I had a hard day), think of it as if I went to the gothic market to buy a cross, ok?

Besides, I’d probably hear everything I missed while sleeping, the next time you’ll play us a macabre tune about the sad orc who died pre-maturely and the looming trees…

Slicky, nice one, (I never thought you of all people won’t get cynicism), you still suck though…

A general note – I am not one to embrace the solo adventure concept, but I think it was pretty sad how 4 people always await the others (Hadi, I include you in this – the world was cruel enough as it is on you lately… god even the cell phone – hoping you won’t achieve parenthood is not enough, I strongly recommend disallowing you to go near anyone with fertile eggs…), it’s not the 10,000 XP or anything of the sort – I said it a hundred times before, numbers on paper.

Show some damn consideration to your friends.

As always, you can always go to: https://www.angelfire.com/geek/scapegoats if you desire to know more…